Ermahgerd, Eightehrn!

But I turned 18 while I was asleep, at 5:21am this morning

Legal EVERYTHING age in England, now

But now I can be legally kicked outta the house if I keep being a McDouche

Welp, I'm headed round the city with my brother later on, I think the plan is to not get hammered I just hope I don't forget my birthday

Not like I drink much anyways

Beer is bleh

Lager is bleh

Rum should be illegal

It's all bleh

But Cider, Vodka, random spirits can be okay, Whiskey ain't so bad if the burn doesn't get you too bad

I should stop talking like a total drunkard, now, that ain't what I am

But anyways, I prolly won't be here all day, and then most of the weekend, sorry guys I'll be paintballing within a couple of weeks if I'm lucky, though, and here's to hoping can make it

But eh, the last few days haven't been magnificent, I've got a doctor's visit coming up for stress issues that're getting seriously out of hand and are having a considerable impact on my health as it stands. Got a few other things to chat with the doctor about, but eh, not gunna worry about them today.

ANYWAYS, besides that, I have good medical news too My braces are coming off next time I'm at the dentist ... In fucking October

But it's worth the wait I guess, though I'll be talking like a moron for a while

ERM SIGNING ERF, catch you guys on the flipside!